Friday, January 28, 2011
cmmttee grand dinner asasi sains 10/11 part 5
ok...skarang aku mls nk ckp pape...aku nk ckp aku rndu gila kt korang..knape la kita dh abes keje...time br nk rsa erti prsahabatan,kita dh abes program...xsuka la asasi cmni...waaaaaaaa...rndu korang...klu time nih.,kita tgh halau dak2 kluar suh blik..muahaha...sumpah..aku rndu korang..sgt2..uwaaaaaaaaaa....k...aku sgt2 rndu korang...stiap kali aku jmpa korang,knpem aku akn hang...mcm ape ntah kan2...huwaaaa......aku nk ltak gmbr2 dinner tau...mmg rndu gler2 kt korang..uwa....dh...bnda dah letak..byk lg gmbr..n to be continued..hahaha
extinction of men
ok...skrang blog aku nih officially dibuat utk mngutuk org.bkn mksd aku,aku nih perfect tp sje jek...hahaha...sori k reader...klu lu x ska,jgn bc...itu jek yg aku rsa ptot korang wat klu dh xsuka kan2..hehehe...
aku bengang la dgn kaum lelaki skarang..i mean bkn smua la...smua bajet bgos kot...hape ingt dri tuh bek sgt..btul la ckp puan ainul yg laki nih klu dorang xde pon xpe sbb kita cuma amek dia punyer sp**m tp yg mgdung,branak n wat keje umah pon kita...pstu cari pitis pon keta..pehal nih der...laen la klu korang bg duit pstu amek servant..pstu lyn bini korang mcm queen..mak aih..aku rsa knpm rmai pmpuan x suffer...
hahaha...laki nih mcm2 jenis kan??? ade yg xsedar dri,bajet playboy tp muka cam buaya bertopengkan biawak...pstu ada yg trlampau baek,alim n jurus...ini mmg future aku..muahahaha..aku thu la aku nih x baek n mulut lazzer tp lazzer aku pon dlm aty n blog jek..kt luar aku baek sgt2 taw...ok,sila mntah....hahhaha...
anyway,bkn sumer laki cmni...aku cuma express feeling...cam xleh blah kan??hahaha...
keje laki senang je kot..cari duit pstu derma sperm dkt bini...siap...tp nih dah kes lain klu nk cari bini yg bkerja..ape x ckup duit ke nk sara bini kaw yg baek,jurus tuh....yela,kaum wanita mcm aku nih lemah taw..auw2...auw3...auw4...hhahaha....wanita adalah penyeri hidup..klu korng still nk cari bini yg bekerja mmg pelik la tp xkan pelik klu korang xguna duit dorang...tp bnda nih mnjd pelik klu korang sruh dorang guna duit gaji dorang tuh tuk beli brg2 dapur,byr nurseri ank n etc...pehal der...x cool langsung...duit sndri korang guna watpe bro...nk ckp beli pampers ank,aku rsa bini korng dh beli...adoii...hmm...aku ckp cmni sbb laki nih klu x bg warning,xsedar dri...kan2...hua2...
ok...aku sgt jht sbb ktuk laki...tp inilah kbnrn dunia...laki smakin ppus...i mean llaki yg baek k....dh2..klu korang rsa korang baek,brubah la yek...piki2lah mcmn nk cari bini yg baek mcm aku...supaya dpt mlahirkan genrasi yg berkualti tnggi..hahahah....hasil dri cmpuran yg hebat,bernas n etc...
Sunday, January 23, 2011
to my future hubby
ok readers...jgn trkjut..just in case je nih sbnrnya...aku mmg dh buang tebiat kan...bkn pe,saje nk tulis apa yg trsirat di hati...ala,aku single k...xde mkna nk kapel2 nih...bg aku bek aku kawen tros dri kapel kan3...aku xkan mnolak jdoh jika aku kawen muda..sbb bg aku,itulah jdoh aku..cewah..bunyik mcm dh ada kan??hahaha...xde la..just in case again k...
dear hubby
plis be good towards me...
i wish a romantic moment with u...every second n every minute...ecewah
wish a rose could be by my side every day...
i nd u to be my leader throughout my life pathway...
jika Allah dh jnjikan kita brsatu slamanya,i snggup n rela mati demi u...err =.=''
i want u to be my imam...my bestfriend,my soulmate,my shoppingmate,toiletmate...ooppsss....sensored2..hahahaha...ssori trshashul...hahaha...
i wish i could hug u ttiil the end of our lives n until we meet there,heaven...
i want to be ur bidadari..
i want to be the eternity queen in ur heart...
i want to be the best lady in ur heart after ur mother...
i want u to teach our child how to behave their manner like u..
i dont want ur money,but i want ur love n sincerity in our relationship...
i dont care if i nd to stay in a small house...as long as,there's a rain of love showering us...
i hope u can be the best hubby in my life n afterlife...
hopefully,we can bring happiness towards our babies...
going to love u forever...
Allah,pliz give me the man that i should deserve to get...please let me know wether,he can lend his shoulder towards me or not...i wish to be by his side in my forever life...
jika itulah jodohku,aku trima...mngkin dialah yg trbaek buatku...:)
at last...
alhamdulillah...smua dh settle...tq commttee n student..i labiu guys...anyway,nk crite skit psl laki yg aku crite dlm previous entry..ala yg demok2 skit tuh...anyway,dia post someting kt mesej box aku taw...at last,dia mntak maaf..:)))
aku maapkan ko eak...aku pon bkn nye jaat cam setan...aku cuma meluahkan rsa aty yg trkilan jek...tp xpe bnda da lps...tq sbb sudi mnta maaf...aku mmg dah lama maaffkan ko k..:))
me n dinner.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
cmmttee grand dinner asasi sains 10/11 part 4
yipee...act dh lama nk tulis tp tenet mcm slow giler n xleh detect...rse nk wat lempeng jek ngn tenet nih...hui...neway,dinner dah makin dkt...apa korang rsa wei...waaaaaaaahhhh....excited kan2...rsa xsbr nk pkai bju2 yg best n dibeli dgn rege mhl giler..so,apa lg dat nite,knpem ada yg amek gmbr pstu n lawa2...aku jamin la...aku tgk yg mmbe2 aku pon sgt lawa....ini mnunjukkan korang smakin matang seiring usia..knape??sbb korang dh tua...aku idok....tp kan,aku mmg rsa dat nite,korang akn jd sgt2 lawa....tp kan,pd dak cmmtee,sila bersedia jiwa,raga,mesin basuh n mcm2 lg k...korang akn berjuang sbb mlm tuh kita akn jd sgt2 letih...nway,aku suka lol....xsbr nk mmbusy kan dri..muahahahaha....sbr k syg...muahahaa....muahahah....like3...kih4...pehal ngn aku nih gedik nk mmpus...xpe la..
nway,aku nk mntk maap ngn cmmttee yg trase aty ngn aku...
sabar
Allah,letihnye....
sabar...ada 2 hari jek lg...kena brthn...rmai lg yg byk keje dri aku..sori cmmttee syg...aku sgt2 xlarat...tp aku thu bnda nih skjp je n effect dia seumur idop..kan4...im going to miss u guy later...omg...seriusly,i can feeelllll the aura...kah4...oke nih psl personal...nk ckp letih jek act sbb kena kehulu kehilir..naek trun shah alam 5-6 kali tuh mmg dah bese...aku siap leh hafal jln doe...pstu drive pegi sogo siap..muahahha...tp sogo plak wat hal,xkasik org msuk klu xde mmber kad n kad maybank..ase nk cubit2 jek pak guard...aku punyer la ssh nk msuk kolumpo,siap sesat siot lg..dia punyer lah gumbira mnghalau kami..aku dgn muka toya pon rsa geram...waaaaaaaaa...last2,mnyedapkan aty,aku pon pegi jalan tar...tp wat ape???wat bodohhh...adoii...xde wat pape sbb xthu nk wat pe...cadang nk g beli sandal kt sogo,dh sogo ttup...nk midvalley or TS,xthu lak jln ktne...kang ssat,naya aku nk balik..nseb bek keta auto,klu manual,mmg aku rsa dh lama keta tuh melencong ke mn2...adoii...tp ini celita sulah basi maaa...hahaha...ini celita hari sabtu yg lepas...saje nk crita sbb dh lama x berblogging...kih3...
anyway,korang2,xsbr nk g dinner esk...nnti aku tempek gmbr eak kt sni...sabor yer sbb gown aku sgt2 la cantik...muahahha2...ok,sila muntah...tgk la aku watpe ngn gown tuh nnti...tp aku knpem mlm esk sgt2 la grand n penat mcm nk mati..so,aku kna tdo ckup2,wat exercise ckup2 n mnum air mneral smpai pegi tndas 10 kali ckup2..bru leh overcome bnda2 nih...huk2...xsabor rsanya utk mmbusykan dri..yuk teman2 commtee kita kasi gegar dewan sacc....yihaaaaaaaa....to fiqri syafiq hepy besday eak....aku thu ko trharu ngn kitorang..kih3...trmasuk skali xthn tuh...neway,moga pnjng umor eak....murah rzeki n pling pnting,be the best that night...yeahhhhhh...:)
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
aku benci kau
assalamualaikum..maaf for the rude title..tp aku sgt2 geram skarang...nk mrh dkt org tuh scara direct,xleh sbb aku kan baik..kih2...dh2...
ok..skrang aku sgt2 mrh dkt sekor jantan gemok yg x sedar dri yg satu lecture dgn aku...pehal dgn kaw hah...knape suka mngata aku pstu ejek2 aku kuat..kaw ingt kaw ada angin n lemak dlm perut kaw,sukati kaw mlepaskan apa yg tersirat dlm lemak kaw jek...wei,pakcik gemuk sedar lar dri..dlu msa aku present psl grnd dnnr,punyer lah cndem n perli2 aku...pstu pksa2 studnt jgn pegi...then buat muka mcm sh**...n byk lg...wei,ak sgt2 bnci kaw...Ya Allah...sdangkan nabi pon xprnh mmbenci org yg cuba mnjtuhkan dia,apatah lg aku...tp aku bkn nabi..n aku ttp ada anger...n anger aku dh smpai thp bengang bila kaw dgn slamba bdk air gajah kaw tuh,memerli aku n memalukan dgn kuat dlm lecture hall td...rsa nk nangis pon ada...wei,kaw ingt org gelak eak...porah...org gelak sbb muka kaw mcm...huh..mls aku nk ckp..YA Allah,tmbh dosa lg...haih..huh...pstu,tiba2 nm kaw plak ada dlm list...kaw pehal hah...dh r kdekut..nk byr duit dnnr pon kna tnggu lmak kau bratur kluar ke br nk byr...wei come on la bro...kaw sgt2 mnympah n buat org bnci kaw...satu lecture hall except gang kaw benci korang taww....aku smpai naek mnympah n malu nk ngaku yg kaw n gang2 kaw dlu,adalah satu lecture hall ngn aku tme sem1...blah r wei...kaw ingt dpt 4.0,hbt sgt ke...Allah xtnjuk lg taw...even kaw pndai byk mn pon,lbih genius dri sape2 pon,Allah akan bls ats apa yg kaw dh buat dkt org skeliling kaw...
hekeleh,lazzer sgt ke mlut kau...klu stakat pnuh dgn lmak,bek xyah...aku leh luah dkt sni jek taw...sbb apa,sbb aku mls nk cari gadoh ngn ko...ko sama dgn ada satu grup pmpuan yg dlm lecture hall aku gak...aku mls nk mention tp korang2 sgt sekufu...anyway,mreka pon satu lecture ngn aku gak masa sem 1..so,korang leh agak r sape grup setan2 betina tuh..sumer bajet diva...dh r kurang ajar ngn lecturer...mymph n rsa nk g bg pnmpar jek sorang2..trmasuk ko si gemok...huh..stiap kali lecture suka trik prhatian lcturer n studnt..kunun2 rapat,last2 kna jerkah n mrh dek lecturer..kan ke malu tuh...klu aku la kena cam korang,dh lama aku trik dri dr asasi...klu stakat pndai tp mak ayah x ajar manner,bek korang pegi blik kmpung,suh mak ayah korang antar pegi tusyen manner...ksian aku tgk krang..blah r wei..
astaghfirullahalazim..sori k reader sbb mncarut n mnyumpah...aku sgt2 gram sbb td aku dimalukan oleh mereka2 yg diatas...aku rsa cam nk nangis jek..slh ke aku pkai tdung kaler rainbow i mean shawl kedut yg latest,pstu,ada aku gna duit dorang ke..YA Allah,aku malu dgn dri aku sbb mngata org n mnyumpah org...tp sape leh thn bila org tduh2 n mengejek kuat2 smpai satu lecture tgk aku n gelak2 sbb si gemuk sekor nih duk provoke aku...huh...aku dgn lntangnya mnjwb,'ada aku beli tdung nih dgn duit bapak kau ke????tp si gemuk nih wat pekak n keep teasing me..dh r suara mcm halilintar..aku rsa nk ckik jek kaw...mengong..huh..see...aku still x abes...YA Allah...apa yg aku dh lakukan...tp nih je cara n tmpt yg aku leh luah..sori r reader klu korang rsa prangai aku sgt2 annoying sbb mngata org..tp aku buat cmni dkt org yg buat idup aku x tntram...aku xkan interfere dkt idup org lain sbb aku x kacau idop org...lntk dorangla nk wat apa yg pnting dorang bhagia...tp klu org yg try cndemn n provoke aku,no sori k...sbb aku nih seornag yg hot tempred..jgn cabar aku...aku akn wat apa yg aku nk smpai la aku puas aty...jahatkan aku...im a hard headed...andddddddddd....once i hate u,i will hate forever...
aku thu xbaek mmbenci org,tp bg aku stiap org ada prsaan n saMe goes with me...ok,skrang aku dh chill lps luah kt sni...so,no revenge...anyway,aku xkan revenge,ala,biasa lah rumor jek aku nih..haha..anyway,aku xkan revenge sbb bg aku,bnda tuh bleh mmdaratkan org...so,xde mknanya..bek aku duk dpn tikar sjadah,mndoakan kesejahteraan jantan tuh smoga Allah x ambil nikmat DIA berikan...hhuh...ok..skarang dh chill n cooll...
nk smbung stdy...tq for reading...(>_<)
Saturday, January 8, 2011
suzon timur 2009
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